The only token honest about what it does. Everything else promises up. We promise the truth.


Contract address
One contract. Anything else is someone else’s exit liquidity, and that is a loss we did not authorize.
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The sticker pack
Click any cat to save it. Post them when the chart does what the chart does.
WTFfor the -40% candle
Down Badfor fighting the chart
Unbotheredfor pretending it's fine
Painfor the honest days
Send Itfor buying more anyway
CEOfor the announcementMeme maker
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Caption library
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Up only (rotated 180 degrees)
classicSome of you have never had to take losses and it shows
superiorityI'm not down bad. I'm accumulating experience.
cope, refinedYou can't get liquidated if you never take profit
galaxy brainGreen candle? In this house?
absolutely notMy portfolio is down 90%. Cat unbothered. We ride.
the creed$HTTL is not financial advice. It is financial consequence.
disclaimerCat looked at the chart and said fix it yourself
managementI sold the top of nothing
precisionHave To Take Losses — as advertised
truth in labeling